Vacationing Couple

A man pulled up to a gas station. "Where's the road to San Josie?" he asked. "San Josie? Oh, you mean San Jose," said the attendant. "Around here the "J" is pronounced like an "H". "Okay, San Jose," said the man. "Ya see, we're from New Hersey and will be here on vacation until Hune or Huly."